Jovial & good natured vice-president of dcsquared. Matt has no travel plans other than to slap his feet in as many countries as possible. Cares not a dingle when things don't go as planned. Token Republican heavily opiniated but not overbearing. A good person to debate with. Owns an expensive Gortex jacket. Always foolishly getting into drinking contests with Kyle.
Everytime somebody says the word "head" Matt starts chanting loudly:
Head? Who said head?
I'll take some of that!
And I did,
And it was good!
And there was much rejoicing!
And then we fucked!
We fucked for hours
Uprooting trees, bushes, and flowers,
Scaring small children and woodland animals.
We fucked like Vikings
With horns on our heads.
Something he picked up somewhere while drunk being chased around by the Boston Hash House Harriers.